Creatures Again!

It seems that after my last postings, I got more attacks from those little creatures. First, it suddenly appears out of no where when I opened up the piano chair trying to grab a book. As it was dark in color, it was nicely camouflage by the color of my piano. Imagine if I did not open up the chair cover and sat on that little creature!!!!! I would have fainted........

Yesterday morning, again I spotted another lizard right inside my kitchen sink!! Urgh!!! I think the lizard got shock too....:) So I was like.....ok...leave me alone and I'll leave you alone. I ended washing my sandwich knife in the toilet. 12 hours later when I'm back home, it's still in there!!! I decided to give that little creature another 12 hours hoping that it will disappear by then. It did not!!!! I woke up this morning and it's still there!! Oh no!!!....... I was reluctant to do anything and I seriously do not know what to do man...... I think the lizard is sick lah....else why stay in the sink one whole day, without food some more leh. Well, I can't possibly leave it for another 24 hours. I NEED TO USE THE SINK! I grab the insecticide, and spray and spray and spray on it. You wouldn't have imagine how I spray it, knowing that I dun even dare to go near it. I stood up on a chair and from a distance and spray it hard on it!! Think I used up almost 1/3 of the insecticide...heehee...It responded a while and stopped. I think it's really weak by then. It can't even climb out of the sink. While he's struggling from the toxic and watching it's body turn from cream color to black, I'm also struggling what to do next. I have all kinds of silly thoughts. Shall I drown it first and scoop it up? To cut the story short, I ended up using a bamboo stick, tied up with an unwanted scoop (so that it's long enough for me to keep a distance from it mah), hold it on my left hand, on my right hand is another bamboo stick to push it to the scoop. That scooping process itself took me almost 10 mins leh. So "geli" u know!!! Next, throw it in the bin loh.

Haiz...... so that's the ultimate event of the day for me. I would never have done that if I'm not staying alone. BL, my ex-colleague is another interesting guy. He told me that he once had a lizard that shit on the same spot. He then stick a piece of paper on that same spot and sometimes even put rice grains on it! He ended up having a toilet trained lizard!! I was like......"whatz up man.." Can come to my place and bring some home to rear.

Muahahahaha.......